Title: Compromising Positions 1/1

Author: Godeater

Email: godeater@sprint.ca

Rating: A big, fat NC-17

Disclaimer: I don't own nobody! I swear! Even the computer I wrote it on

is suspect! Nada! That's what I own! A big, fat, stinking NOTHING! Oh,

and a cat, a dog, and a case of Red Label. None of which played a part

in the writing of this fic. Ok. The Red Label did. But only a little!

I swear! Please don't sue me for it! It's all I got! That and the cat

and dog. Please don't take them either!

Notes: Someone asked for Joyce/Xander smut. Now, never one to leave

things alone, I decided to take a crack at them. Oh, and Jenny's in

there too somewhere. On top I think....

The Godfather 2...uh, I mean More Notes: Takes place after B,B,B. If you

don't know what that means then that's just sad!

Xander sat in the library by himself. Everyone was out doing

fascinating things with fascinating people. Actually they were all at

the Bronze, celebrating Giles birthday. Someone neglected to inform the

King of the Cretins of the shin-dig, and so he sat in the Library by

himself in a form of protest. "I gotta throw more exciting protests

cause this one bites," he muttered as he looked at Miss February. "Who

knew that Giles subscribed to Playboy?"

Looking at the blonde nymphet in the centerfold, Xander started getting

aroused. Actually he had started getting aroused on the way over to the

school. Strong wind and everything... So, sitting in a hard back chair

in the school library, Xander had a raging boner. It was quite big and

very obvious to anyone who might see him. Lucky for Xander, the school

was empty!

"Xander? What are you doing?" Jenny Calendar asked from just inside

the library.

"Ah, crap!" Xander said, blushing and trying to disappear into his

chair. "Uh...hi Ms. Calendar. I was just sitting here, alone, uh...doing

nothing of interest to anyone. You should go away now. So I can

continue doing nothing of interest to anyone. Away with you, now!"

Jenny walked toward Xander, smiling at his condition and his choice of

reading material. "Riiiight. Does Rupert know that you're sneaking

into his Playboy stash?"

"Giles wouldn't care right now," he answered sullenly. "He's at the

Bronze, with everyone, celebrating his millionth birthday or something.

" Pushing the ‘magazine for men' away, Xander slouched in his seat.

"They probably got him Miss February as a gift..."

"His birthday??" Jenny asked in shock. "Why that tweed-wearing,

two-faced bastard! I thought it was today, but when I asked him, he

denied it and said he had to go!" Fuming and stalking around the

library, Jenny noticed two things. The first was that Xander was

watching her intently. The second was the large erection that was

pressing into his pants.

"Yeah, well welcome to the "We've Been Snubbed Club". Population, Me

and you!" Xander, not noticing the way Jenny was looking at him,

promptly adjusted his erection. "But on the bright side, we get to hold

our meetings in the fabulous Sunnydale High Public Library! Only feet

away from that glorious Hellmouth we've heard so much about!"

Biting her lip slightly, Jenny walked slowly toward Xander. "How would

you like to get a little...revenge on Giles and Buffy?" Moving her hips

as she walked, the computer teacher and technopagan grinned

seductively. "Cause I have an...idea."

Xander, being his usually dense self, shrugged. "Yeah, I have an idea

too. Though peeing in Giles' tea pot might be a little to icky for even

me." Spinning the Playboy around in a circle with one finger, Xander

didn't notice as the older woman practically stalked toward him,

fingering the first button of her blouse. "What's your idea?"

"This is my idea." With that Jenny came up behind the boy, grabbed his

head and tilted it backwards. Leaning down she kissed him hungrily,

driving her tongue into his mouth. "How do you like my idea so far?"

she asked as she started to unbutton her blouse.

Staring wide-eyed as Jenny Calendar began to undress before him, Xander

was speechless for a moment. "Miss...Miss Calendar! You're trying to

seduce me!" He finally sputtered pushing his chair out and turning to

face her. Seeing the confused and slightly embarrassed look on the

woman's face, Xander grabbed a hold of her arms and pulled her close.

"Have I ever told you how much I loved ‘The Graduate'?"

Grinning, Jenny wrapped her arms around Xander. "You know, I've never

seen it?"

With that, the couple kissed, their tongues dueling for supremacy

between their mouths. After ten minutes of this battle of the tongues,

both Xander and Jenny pulled away from each other. Both seemed utterly

surprised to find the other completely dressed. "I really need to get

you out of those clothes..." Xander muttered.

"Ditto," Jenny replied, her fingers working quickly over the buttons of

her blouse. She smiled as she slid her skirt down her legs. "If you

don't get out of that shirt, I'm going to tear it to shreds. Same goes

for the pants and anything else you have on under there."

Not bothering to unbutton his shirt all the way, Xander pulled it over

his head and stood before the older woman bare-chested. "I like this

shirt," he said as he started to unbuckle his belt.

In a matter of seconds, both were completely naked, except for the

mid-thigh white stockings that Miss Calendar wore under her skirt.

Xander's eyes practically fell out of his head as he stared at the nude

Gypsy goddess before him. Without taking his eyes off Jenny, Xander

dropped his pants and boxer shorts. "I hope Cordelia knows how lucky

she is..." Jenny murmured in appreciation of Xander's rigid cock. "That's

quite a tool you got there, Xander. Lets see if you know what to do

with it."

Snapping out of his daze, the dark-haired boy smiled and embraced the

technopagan again. The combination of his roving hands, his mouth, and

what the intense heat pressed against her stomach represented caused

Jenny to moan around Xander's mouth. Suddenly she felt hands grip her

ass tightly and pull her upwards. Taking her cue, Jenny wrapped her

legs around Xander's hips, nibbling at his neck and ear as he carried

her to the large table in the center of the library. "Did I ever

mention that ‘Five Easy Pieces' is also a favorite of mine?" Xander said

into her ear, the smile evident in his voice.

The second that she realized what Xander meant, Jenny felt Xander push

into her, his cock penetrating her as his strong arms held her. Jenny

cried out in pleasure, burying her face in Xander's shoulder.

Tightening her legs around him, the computer teacher squeezed her eyes

tight as Xander thrust into her like a piston.

Xander, not content to simply stand in one place, began to circle the

library, his penetrations not stopping for a moment. Carrying his lover

around the large table, Xander pressed her back into the window of

Giles' office, causing to the glass to rattle with each thrust. Jenny,

having something to lean back against, started to meet his thrusts with

her own, grinding her pelvis with each plunge.

Pulling Jenny away from the window, Xander carried her over to the

table and slammed her down upon it, never once withdrawing fully from

her. Letting her lay back, he took another opportunity to admire the

body of Jenny Calendar. Her dark skin was as smooth as the satin of her

stockings. Her breasts were round and full, their dark nipples looking

like chocolate kisses, waiting to melt in his mouth. Her stomach was

flat and hard, her heavy breathing causing it to rise and fall rapidly.

As his eyes went lower, Xander's eyes gazed at the dark triangle of hair

that topped Jenny's not-so-private-at-the-moment, private parts. Xander

had once read "Heart of Darkness" for an English class, and thought the

title described the dark halo of pubic hair above Ms. Calendar's pussy.

‘A man could get lost in there,' he thought, running a thumb through it.

Jenny also took this opportunity to admire Xander's body. Running her

fingers over his chest, she marveled at the quite strength underneath

and the smoothness of his hairless chest. The healthy glow that his

skin radiated washed over her like warm sunlight. She tweaked his pink

nipples, causing a low growl from the younger boy. Trailing a finger

down his stomach, Jenny smiled at the almost invisible line of hair that

led from his stomach to his pubic hair. Twirling a finger in the dark

hair that crowned his cock, Jenny gave it a little tug. "You going to

stand there staring at me, or are you going to finish me off?" she asked

with a smile.

Xander's answer was a sharp thrust, burying his cock into Jenny's pussy

to the hilt. Lifting her legs on to his shoulders, he ran his hands

down her stocking covered legs as he began to fuck her again. Leaning

down, he latched on to one of her breasts, taking in as much as he could

into his mouth. Jenny clawed at his back, leaving long gashes on his

upper back. Before either of them could even scream, their orgasms

hit, taking both of them into their own little worlds of pleasure for a

minute or two.

"Well...that was fun," Xander said with a lazy grin, kissing Jenny softly

on the mouth and running his hands along her arms. "Ya want to do it

again?"

Jenny stared up at Xander for a moment, still recovering from her

orgasm, then laughed, kissing the boy hungrily again. "Xander, we can

do it as many times as you want to, just say the word."

As the Xander and Jenny started kissing and groping each other again,

neither of them saw a rather confused Joyce Summers enter the library,

her eyes widening at the sight of the teenage boy and older woman,

naked, and making out on the library table. "Oh my god..."

Hearing Joyce's surprised exclamation, Xander's head snapped up.

"Uh...hi Mrs. Summers." He said, a deep crimson spreading over his face

and neck. "H-how's everything?"

Joyce Summers continued to stare in utter shock at Xander and Jenny,

both of whom were naked and lounging atop the large oak table in the

middle of the library. "Studying...Buffy said she was going to be

studying here with Willow..."

"Well, Buffy ain't here, so beat it!" Jenny said with a glare.

Suddenly Xander whispered something in Jenny's ear, causing a slow smile

to spread across her face. "I'm sorry. It's just Xander and I are

somewhat upset. You see, today is Mr. Giles birthday, and everyone went

to the Bronze to celebrate. Except for Xander and I. We weren't

invited." Sliding a hand across Xander's chest, the computer teacher

smiled at Joyce, tracing her finger around the boys' nipple. "So we

decided to make our own party."

Joyce looked around the library, her mouth slightly open. "You mean

Buffy's not studying?" When both Xander and Jenny nodded, Mrs. Summers'

face went crimson. "Why that lying little cunt! She's out partying

with her friends when she told me she'd be studying history!"

Xander watched as Buffy's mother paced back and forth, swearing more

then the bar full of marines. He felt Jenny's lips against his ear,

whispering a question. Raising an eyebrow at the woman, Xander gave

Joyce another once over. The woman was dressed in a woman's business

suit, dark blue with a white blouse underneath the coat. The outfit

didn't reveal much, but Xander thought her ass looked amazing in the

pants she wore. Plus, from the way her breasts moved as she paced, he

guessed that she was wearing only a slip underneath the blouse. Turning

back to Jenny, Xander smiled and nodded at her.

"Joyce?" Miss Calendar said, drawing the other woman out of her pacing

and focusing her attention on the two naked people on the table. "Now,

I understand that you're upset. I'd be if my daughter had lied to me!

Now, all that remains is for you to think of a proper punishment for

her..."

"I was thinking a weeks' grounding," Joyce grumbled, feeling slightly

uncomfortable under Jenny and Xanders' gazes.

Jenny grinned. "You could do that, but what would she learn? Buffy

would just do it again whenever it suited her." Running her fingers

through Xanders' hair, her grin turned seductive. "Would you consider

another idea?"

Joyce, seeming to realize suddenly, that she was looking at two naked

people, flushed and looked at her shoes. "W-what would that be?"

Sliding off the table, Jenny walked toward the other woman. "Well

instead of grounding Buffy, which I doubt would teach her anything at

all, you could...stay here." Reaching Joyce, the technopagan ran a finger

along her arm. "Join our little party here."

Joyce looked at the finger running up and down her arm, trying to

control the tremor that threatened to shake her. "I really don't see

how that punishes Buffy..."

"You know what?" Jenny whispered her lips close to Joyce's ear.

"Neither do I."

Suddenly, without warning, Xander rose off the table and walked toward

the two women. Jenny watched him with interest as approached. Joyce,

on the other hand, couldn't take her eyes off Xander's semi-hard cock.

Standing before Joyce, Xander tilted his head and looked at her for a

moment. Taking a breath and letting it out, he reached up and started

to unbutton Joyce's jacket. "What do you think you're doing?" she

asked, trying to move away, but finding Jenny holding her still.

"Ms. Summers," Xander said, his hands still working their way down the

buttons of her coat. "You need this. You're stressed. You're pissed

that Buffy's out having a good time, while you're not. I can relate."

Undoing the last button, Xander ran his hands over Joyce's sides and

breasts, sliding the coat off her shoulders and on to the floor. "Why

should Buffy have all the fun? You work all day, and come home to an

ungrateful daughter that lies to you. I don't think that's fair. I

think you deserve a little fun too."

Jenny had watched Xander's progress with fascination, surprised that

the boy could be so...forward. The advance seemed to have the desired

effect on Joyce as well, as the woman was breathing rapidly and the

flush from her face wasn't from embarrassment now, but from excitement.

"Come on Joyce..." Jenny said softly into her ear. "Don't think about

it. Just enjoy yourself." With that, the computer teacher started to

softly kiss Joyce's neck.

Joyce Summers didn't know what to do. Jenny's soft kisses and Xander's

strong hands left her in a daze of pleasure. She was dimly aware of

Xander undoing her shirt and removing her bra. Her shoes and pants were

next and finally her panties. Through it all, Joyce hadn't made a

single move to stop the lustful advances of the pair. She simply stood

still, letting them undress her and concentrating on the sensations of

being completely seduced. She felt herself being led to the table,

Xander lifting her up and gently placing her atop, her legs hanging off

the edge. She saw him kneel down and his head disappear between her

thighs.

Jenny watched with fascination as Xander ate Joyce out. He went about

it almost patently, alternating lapping and sucking on the woman's clit,

kissing the insides of her thighs and caressing the opening of her

opening with his fingers. To Jenny, Buffy's mother looked like she was

going to faint dead away from pleasure, and took steps to make sure she

didn't. Touching the woman's shoulder, Jenny turned Joyce's face to her

and kissed her, forcing her tongue into her mouth, but not overwhelming

the other woman. The kiss seemed to work, and Joyce responded almost

immediately, running her finger through Jenny's hair and kissing her

back. Eventually, Joyce started to kiss and nip her way down Jenny's

neck, her goal obvious to anyone who may happened to see it.

Xander stopped his administrations for a moment to watch Joyce ravish

Jenny's breasts. He smiled as Ms. Summers licked and sucked on Jenny's

nipples, kissed the undersides of her breasts and just generally enjoyed

the hell out of them. Jenny for her part seemed to be enjoying the

attention as well. She caressed Joyce's head and closed her eyes,

trying to keep upright by leaning over the table. Eventually Joyce laid

back and pulled Jenny over her, both women returning to the zestful

kissing they had enjoyed before.

Joyce's orgasm took her completely by surprise. She was so caught up

in kissing Jenny and the constant pleasure Xander was giving her, that

when her orgasm finally broke, it rolled over her like a tidal wave.

She gasped around Jenny's mouth and reached down to grab Xander's head

with one hand. Grinding her pussy into his face, Joyce held onto Jenny

as she came, screaming her release and letting it fill the halls of the

empty school.

After the orgasm had passed, Xander rose from his place on the floor,

his massively hard erection as plain as day. "Now what should I do with

this?" he asked with an almost shy smile.

Both Joyce and Jenny grinned, and looked at each other. "Do you mind?"

Joyce asked the other woman.

"Not at all," Jenny answered graciously. "Help yourself."

Giving the technopagan one last kiss, Joyce Summers slid off the table

and knelt on the carpet. Looking up at Xander, Joyce gave him a wicked

grin and then proceeded to take his cock in to her mouth. Joyce flushed

with pride when she elicited a groan from Xander, redoubling her

efforts.

Jenny watched with interest as Joyce sucked on Xander. Her eyes were

glued to the way Joyce's' lips engulfed him, sliding back and forth over

his manhood with an almost practiced ease. Joyce's hands soon found

their way to Xander's balls, and gave them a gentle squeeze as she

continued to work on his cock. Looking up, Jenny almost giggled at the

look on Xander's face. The boy was flushed, and sweat beaded his

forehead and upper chest. His eyes were squeezed shut, and he gripped

the table as he leaned over Joyce, his knuckles turning white by the

strength of his hold. "He looks like he's going to have a heart

attack," the computer teacher says to herself, watching as Xander got

more and more excited. Deciding to distract him slightly, Jenny slid

atop the table and laid down in front of Xander, her legs spread and

hanging over the edge of the table in the same position as Joyce had

taken. "Excuse me?" Jenny said, in a slightly offended voice. "A

little attention here?"

Xander opened his eyes and stared uncomprehendingly at Jenny for a

moment. Then he realized what she wanted and bowed his head slightly in

acknowledgement. Leaning further on to the table, Xander placed his

arms on top of Jenny's legs and started lick and suckle on her clit,

worrying it between his lips. Between the moans that Jenny let out, and

the mind-blowing cock sucking he was getting from Joyce, Xander knew he

wasn't going to last long. Intensifying his work, Xander was determined

to have Jenny cum before him.

Joyce, not taking her mouth off his cock, looked up at Xander, not

surprised to see him tongue fucking Jenny's cunt. She also wasn't

surprised at how hard the boy was working at it. Ms. Summer's sensed

that Xander was just about ready to blow his top, and thought it sweet

that he wanted to give Jenny an orgasm before he did. But a challenge

was a challenge, and Joyce was ready to take this one. Wrapping her

lips around his cock firmly, she slowly moved her head forward, relaxing

her throat muscles as Xander's erect prick pushed it's way down.

Stopping when her lips rested on the base, Joyce let her throat get

accustomed to Xander's size, before proceeding. Opening her mouth

wider, Joyce let her tongue slip out and licked Xander's balls.

Jenny, lost in her own world of pleasure, barely noticed the deep growl

Xander let out. Too close to her own orgasm, she didn't care if Joyce

was gnawing off his prick, as long as he didn't stop whatever the fuck

he was doing to her. Wrapping her legs around his back, she grabbed a

hold of his head and made sure he wasn't about to leave before she was

ready for him to leave. Weaving her fingers through his dark hair,

Jenny urged him on, bucking her hips forward as she approached her

climax.

Xander felt like he was being torn in two different directions. Jenny

was practically riding his face, pulling him forward closer as she was

ready to cum. In the other direction, Joyce had latched on to his dick

and was sucking him into oblivion. When he couldn't hold out any

longer, Xander bit down on Jenny's clit, not hard enough to really hurt

her, but hard enough to drive her over her own edge. She started to

buck wildly, her breaths coming out like strangled screams, just as

Xander began to cum.

Joyce sensed the on coming rush and prepared herself, pulling back

slightly, she kept half of Xander's cock in her mouth as he came. A

flood of semen filled her mouth, hitting the back of her throat. She

swallowed as much as she could, but a few precious drops seeped past her

lips and dribbled down her chin. She continued to swallow until the

flood became a stream, and until the stream became a trickle. When she

finally did let go, Xander's prick had begun to soften, and it slipped

out from between her lips with a quite slurp.

The three stayed where they were for a moment. Jenny lay on the table,

trying to get her breathing under control again, Xander half rested

between her legs, his head atop her stomach. Joyce slipped her knees

out from under her and simply sat down, leaning her head against the

edge of the table, wiping her chin and licking her fingers. Xander was

the first to move, mainly because his legs were about to give out on

him. Giving Jenny's clit one last kiss, he pushed himself upright and

stretched his back. He then helped Joyce to her feet, giving her a

gentle kiss of thanks, and rubbing a small drop of semen of her bottom

lip. Jenny moved aside, and simply sat on the edge of the table, making

room for Xander to sit with Joyce on his lap. "I don't know about

anyone else," Joyce said, her voice husky. "But I could definitely have

a cigarette right now." Looking around, she spotted her purse on the

floor and quickly fetched it. "Anyone want?" she asked, pulling out a

battered looking pack of Camels and lighting one.

"Sure," Jenny said, reaching over and removing one of the cigarettes

from the pack. "I haven't had one in...must be 3 years."

Xander watched as both Joyce and Jenny, both stark naked and flushed

from sex, enjoyed their cigarettes. "Why the fuck not," he said aloud,

picking up the pack and taking a cigarette. "No one can say I'm not

experimental."

Both women looked at the younger boy as he lit the cigarette and took

his first drag. He managed not to cough, but did curl his lip

slightly. Jenny laughed and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Joyce simply

smiled and leaned back against his chest. "Well...this was the most fun

I've had for a long while," Joyce said softly, smiling at Jenny and

Xander. "Thanks for inviting me to your party."

"Anytime Joyce," Xander said, taking another drag of his smoke. "And I

mean that. Literally."

Jenny tilted her head to the side and smiled. "Next Friday, good for

both of you?"

Xander and Joyce gave her a surprised look for a moment, then laughed.

"Why the hell not?" Xander said, stretching his arms out and embracing

both women. "I think I can squeeze it into my busy social schedule."

Joyce raised an eyebrow and smiled. "And I think I can fit it in

between work and...there's something else I do isn't there?"

Reaching over, Jenny pulled Joyce close and kissed her sweetly on the

lips. "You do now, dear."

Xander watched the two women with a smile, realizing how damn lucky he

was not to be invited to Giles dumb birthday party after all. "Feeling

neglected here..." he said with a pout.

Joyce and Jenny exchanged a grin and tackled Xander, all three of them

falling off the table, laughing like mad people.

...___...___...

"Tell me again why we're here?" Buffy said for the third time since

Giles said he needed to come back to the library.

"Because in the rush to go to that damn fool party you threw me, I

forgot my glasses on my desk," Giles grumbled so in the mood to clean

his glasses.

Walking through the halls of Sunnydale High, the Watcher and the Slayer

heard laughter coming from the Library. "Who the hell is that?" Buffy

asked, surprised that anyone would be in the Library at this time of

night, but them.

"Maybe it's Jenny," Giles answered, giving his Slayer a glare. "She

would probably be at the Bronze with everyone else, if SOMEBODY hadn't

refused to be in the same room with her!"

"She cost my boyfriend his soul!" Buffy returned, getting angry.

"Excuse me if I don't want to be around her!"

"Your boyfriend is an asshole," Giles murmured under his breath. "And

where the hell was Xander? One would think even he could follow simple

instructions like ‘Be at the Bronze at 8pm'."

Buffy shrugged, unconcerned. "I told Cordelia to tell him what time to

be there. Not my fault he didn't show." As they reached the door of

the library, she paused. "What if it's my mother in there? Looking for

me? I told her I was going to be studying with Willow till late. If

she finds out I went to a party, she'll kill me!"

"Maybe I can invite her then," Giles said as he started to push in the

door. "I wouldn't mind having another adult to talk to tonight."

Holding the door open both Buffy and Giles went into the Library to get

his glasses.

The End