Contact us at joyffa@hotmail.com
The JOYFFA Dictators are:
Dolores Labouchere, a celebrated 'femme jolie' in Paris during WW2 and now semi-retired (after two hip replacements, she can't quite clench as well as she used to...) is the brains behind our covert operations. In her 65-year career she has "entertained" many powerful and rich clients from all across the globe and was left an island in the Mediterranean in the will of a famous dead world leader as a gift for services rendered. Thus, she built a fortress-like complex on a dormant volcano where she lives with her "girls". Operating under the legitimate guise of a retreat for businessmen, the complex is actually the HQ for the Cult of Joyce.
After witnessing an episode of Buffy (Daughter of Joyce): the Vampire Slayer, Dolores was immediately smitten by Joyce's compassion and strength in the face of adversity but most importantly by her bountiful blonde curls, glowing like a halo around her head. With this vision before her, Dolores vowed to dedicate the rest of her (admittedly not long) life to the worship and promotion of Joycity.
From this secret island base, Dolores and her minions are conspiring to seize control the world's supply of hair styling products so that the world governments will bow to the might of Joyce's bouffant. In the meantime, the JOYFFA Dictators have set up this website to spread the word of Joyce, and to suck hapless individuals like yourself into our evil web of Joyce obsession.
Faithtastic, a 22 year old part-time whip-wielding dominatrix is Dolores' partner in this venture and head of technical operations. Young Faithtastic was raised by wolves on the mainland and was discovered by Dolores after the elderly woman attended a latex and rubber convention there. Having spent years wandering the forests, using only her wits, luck, and advanced sexual skills to survive, Faithtastic was taken under the wing of the old whore (after they'd established a means of communication, primarily involving grunts and howls).
When she's not have her boots licked or walking over the backs of executive clients in her six inch spike stilettos, Faithtastic maintains the website. She also acts as a balance to Dolores' deranged megalomaniac fantasies of world domination though she has her own ambitions of taking over the reins when Dolores "tragically" dies. Little does the old whore know, Faithtastic has been poisoning her gin and bitter lemons for months...
Takya Knickersoff is the resident artist at the Summers Retreat, originally the leader of the Scandinavian chapter of the Cult of Joyce. However she has progressed quickly up the ranks, due to her magnificent and renowned portraits of The Blonde One. They have been snapped up by galleries and collectors the world over and can change hands for millions of dollars. When she's not dipping her brush in her pallette, she's getting her baps out for clients.
