Title: Buffonia of Buffdom
Author: Buffonia


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To the tune of Away in a Manger...

Away in a hotel, no crypt for a bed,
the little vamp Angel laid down his sweet head,
And Oz in a towel looked down where he lay,
At little vamp Angel for a roll in the hay.

The towel has fallen, the vampire awakes,
but little vamp Angel no protest he makes.
"I love you, dear Ozzie; come hop in the bed,
and stay by my side 'til I'm satiated."

Oz gave him a smile with a gleam in his eye
Then climbed upon Angel and this did reply,
"Be near me, vamp Angel, I ask you to stay
close by me for ever, and love me, I pray."

Bless all the dear demons who fuck without care,
and fit them for hell, to live with slashers there.